Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Funny Sports Jokes

A Husband makes a call to the Hospital to know about his pregnant Wife.

But accidentally the call went to a Cricket stadium.

He asked ” What is the condition?”

He fainted after What he heard….

Guess What the reply was??

It is…
7 are already out…
3 more will be out by Lunch…
and…
The First one was a DUCK…

Bollywood Jokes

Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen?
Ajeet: Ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo… pulees samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai.