tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-83563772541844929122012-02-16T00:37:14.807-08:00Requirednoreply@blogger.comBlogger91100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356377254184492912.post-20873560250020586812008-11-12T01:41:00.000-08:002008-11-12T01:42:22.908-08:00<img alt="The image “http://www.media-post.net/pictures/crfriends2.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors." src="http://www.media-post.net/pictures/crfriends2.jpg" /><br /><br /><img alt="The image “http://www.media-post.net/pictures/crfriends2.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors." src="http://www.media-post.net/pictures/crfriends2.jpg" /><br /><br /><img alt="The image “http://www.media-post.net/pictures/crfriends4.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors." src="http://www.media-post.net/pictures/crfriends4.jpg" /><br /><br /><img alt="The image “http://www.media-post.net/pictures/crfriends5.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors." src="http://www.media-post.net/pictures/crfriends5.jpg" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8356377254184492912-2087356025002058681?l=hindifunny-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Requirednoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356377254184492912.post-20195167781980433232008-11-12T01:31:00.000-08:002008-11-12T01:37:59.150-08:00<img alt="http://www.funnytreat.com/pictures/baby/funny_baby_pictures/funny_baby_pictures_6.jpg" src="http://www.funnytreat.com/pictures/baby/funny_baby_pictures/funny_baby_pictures_6.jpg" /><br /><br /><img style="cursor: -moz-zoom-out;" alt="The image “http://allfunny.net/pics2/dont-drink-on-halloween.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors." src="http://allfunny.net/pics2/dont-drink-on-halloween.jpg" /><br /><br /><img alt="The image “http://allfunny.net/pics2/apple-hater.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors." src="http://allfunny.net/pics2/apple-hater.jpg" /><br /><br /><img alt="The image “http://allfunny.net/pics/funny-wedding/funny-wedding-photos-11.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors." src="http://allfunny.net/pics/funny-wedding/funny-wedding-photos-11.jpg" /><br /><br /><img alt="The image “http://allfunny.net/pics/funny-wedding/funny-wedding-photos-1.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors." src="http://allfunny.net/pics/funny-wedding/funny-wedding-photos-1.jpg" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8356377254184492912-2019516778198043323?l=hindifunny-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Requirednoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356377254184492912.post-12940344582027980772008-11-12T01:26:00.000-08:002008-11-12T01:31:13.547-08:00<img alt="The image “http://www.inet.ba/~tbosna/b028.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors." src="http://www.inet.ba/%7Etbosna/b028.jpg" /><br /><br /><img alt="The image “http://www.inet.ba/~tbosna/b029.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors." src="http://www.inet.ba/%7Etbosna/b029.jpg" /><br /><br /><img style="cursor: -moz-zoom-in;" alt="The image “http://www.inet.ba/~tbosna/b030.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors." src="http://www.inet.ba/%7Etbosna/b030.jpg" width="316" /><br /><br /><img style="cursor: -moz-zoom-in;" alt="http://www.photoshoppix.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10008/asstronaut.jpg" src="http://www.photoshoppix.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10008/asstronaut.jpg" width="375" /><br /><br /><img style="cursor: -moz-zoom-out;" alt="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/120/292711209_9be5f2baca.jpg?v=0" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/120/292711209_9be5f2baca.jpg?v=0" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8356377254184492912-1294034458202798077?l=hindifunny-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Requirednoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356377254184492912.post-76604196000574036342008-11-12T01:25:00.000-08:002008-11-12T01:26:31.178-08:00<p> Do bachhe jungle mein potty kar rahe the. Tabhi wahan par <strong>sher (Lion) </strong>aa gaya.</p> <p><strong>Pehla doosre se bola : </strong>Oye tu dar raha hai.</p><p>Doosra bola : Nahi!</p> <p>Pehla bola : <strong>Abe toh sale apni dho,</strong> meri kyon dho raha hai….!</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8356377254184492912-7660419600057403634?l=hindifunny-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Requirednoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356377254184492912.post-3032588988210308412008-11-12T01:24:00.000-08:002008-11-12T01:25:22.473-08:00<p> <strong>Banta:</strong> Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal rahe ho?</p>Santa: Suicide karne ke liye<br /><br /><p>Banta: Toh phir ubalne kyu, kya zaroorat hai?</p> <p>Santa: Kahin <strong>infection na ho jaaye!</strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8356377254184492912-303258898821030841?l=hindifunny-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Requirednoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356377254184492912.post-9666951196670169122008-11-12T01:23:00.000-08:002008-11-12T01:24:23.331-08:00<p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 0);"> Original</p> <p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 0);">Humphty Dumphty sat on a wall,<br />Humphty Dumphty had a great fall,<br />All the kings’ horses, all the kings’ men<br />Couldn’t put Humphty Dumphty<br />together again</p><p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 0);"><span class="kLink" style="text-decoration: underline ! important; position: static;"><span style="color: rgb(189, 109, 0) ! important; font-family: Verdana,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight: 400; font-size: 13.3333px; position: static;"><span class="kLink" style="border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(189, 109, 0); font-family: Verdana,Arial,sans-serif; font-weight: 400; font-size: 13.3333px; position: static; padding-bottom: 1px; background-color: transparent;">Punjabi</span></span><span style="position: relative;" id="preLoadWrap0"><div style="position: absolute; z-index: 4000; top: -32px; left: -18px; display: inline;" id="preLoadLayer0"><img style="border: 0px none ;" src="http://kona.kontera.com/javascript/lib/imgs/grey_loader.gif" /></div></span></span> Translation:</p> <p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 0);">Baba Karnail Singh baitha si Dukaan te’<br />Baba Karnail Singh diggya dhadam se, Pind de log phir<br />aa ke kehan lagge,<br />Baba Karnail Singh te gaya hun kaam se.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8356377254184492912-966695119667016912?l=hindifunny-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Requirednoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356377254184492912.post-49558927100906152072008-11-12T01:22:00.000-08:002008-11-12T01:23:18.920-08:00<p> <strong>Sardar at bar in New York. </strong></p> <p>Man on his right says <strong>“Johny Walker single”.<br /></strong></p><p>Man on his left says<strong> “Peter Scotch single”.</strong></p> <p><strong>Sardar says - “Baljith Singh Married” </strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8356377254184492912-4955892710090615207?l=hindifunny-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Requirednoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356377254184492912.post-86875292597998014932008-11-12T01:21:00.000-08:002008-11-12T01:22:27.380-08:00<p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 0);"> A Husband makes a <strong>call to the Hospital</strong> to know about his pregnant Wife.</p> <p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 0);">But accidentally the call went to a <strong><span class="kLink" style="text-decoration: underline ! important; position: static;"><span style="color: rgb(189, 109, 0) ! important; font-family: Verdana,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; position: static;"><span class="kLink" style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333px; position: static;">Cricket</span></span></span> stadium.<br /></strong><br />He asked ” What is the condition?”</p> <p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 0);">He <strong>fainted</strong> after What he heard….</p><p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 0);">Guess <strong>What the reply was??</strong></p> <p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 0);">It is…<br /><strong>7 are already out…</strong><br />3 more will be out by Lunch…<br />and…<br /><strong>The First one was a DUCK…</strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8356377254184492912-8687529259799801493?l=hindifunny-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Requirednoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356377254184492912.post-4278095538699828712008-11-12T01:19:00.000-08:002008-11-12T01:21:22.955-08:00<strong style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">Robert:</strong><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"> </span>Bass is gaddar ka kya karen?</span><br /><strong style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Ajeet:</strong><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"> Ise </span><strong style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">sui chubho chubho kar</strong><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"> mar daalo… pulees samjhegi ki</span><strong style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"> sui-cide</strong><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"> hua hai.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8356377254184492912-427809553869982871?l=hindifunny-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Requirednoreply@blogger.com0